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Lee Higgins

Brain Cell

Tough tackler (when not pis--d) can play anywhere (as does not understand positions or tactics) has an unfortunate reflex action of swearing every time he kicks the ball but undoubtedly a player Middleton can not afford to be without. The future of the club on and off the pitch (certainly not in the real world at present)
Sweet footballer see pic bottom right

Lee Higgins photo
  • Club:Middleton
  • For:Late when clocks go back, early when clocks go forward
  • Role:Player
  • Position:Midfielder
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  • Height:Taller than nick
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  • Teams supported:The one with the nice clarret colours on the shirts
  • Boyhood hero:Batman
  • Favourite players:Number 7 in his subeuteo England team of 78
  • Least favourite players:Number 5 in England subeuteo team (stubbed finger on free kick)
  • Strengths:Mathema, Mather, Mat- SUMS
  • Weaknesses:Gets conned by Manny to buy a round every week
  • Plays like:A Syncronised swimmer out of water
  • Perfect pre-match meal:Humble pie

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