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Darren Bowler

Daz "Put me up front you f**kers" Bowler

Far to good to be playing against a load of fat sunday Leaguers - should probably be plying his trade at Meadow Lane rather than Farnborough Road


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  • Club:FC Digica
  • For:Not long enough
  • Role:Player
  • Position:Goalkeeper
  • Born:
  • Birthplace:Several decades after the rest of the team
  • Height:���½ an inch taller than is required to make any particular save.
  • Weight:3 seasons and counting (for Ollie to put him up front)

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  • Teams supported:FC Digica
  • Boyhood hero:Its not over yet
  • Favourite players:Nick Wadlow, because one day he might take the gloves back
  • Least favourite players:Whoever else was picked up front instead of him
  • Strengths:30 yard pile drivers into the top corner & shot stopping
  • Weaknesses:Ollie will not pick him up-front, so he cries
  • Plays like:Thierry Henry (Not that Ollie will ever let us see)
  • Perfect pre-match meal:A curry very slightly cooler than whatever Lee s having

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