Darren Bowler
Daz "Put me up front you f**kers" Bowler
Far to good to be playing against a load of fat sunday Leaguers - should probably be plying his trade at Meadow Lane rather than Farnborough Road
- Club:FC Digica
- For:Not long enough
- Role:Player
- Position:Goalkeeper
- Born:
- Birthplace:Several decades after the rest of the team
- Height:���ý an inch taller than is required to make any particular save.
- Weight:3 seasons and counting (for Ollie to put him up front)
- Teams supported:FC Digica
- Boyhood hero:Its not over yet
- Favourite players:Nick Wadlow, because one day he might take the gloves back
- Least favourite players:Whoever else was picked up front instead of him
- Strengths:30 yard pile drivers into the top corner & shot stopping
- Weaknesses:Ollie will not pick him up-front, so he cries
- Plays like:Thierry Henry (Not that Ollie will ever let us see)
- Perfect pre-match meal:A curry very slightly cooler than whatever Lee s having