Gordon McKay
gordelicious
Tough as nails yet gentle as a kitten
- Club:FC Digica
- For:2 solid Years
- Role:Player
- Position:Midfielder
- Born:
- Birthplace:ULAANBAATAR
- Height:Un-reachable
- Weight:Un-measurable
- Teams supported:That crappy team with the Liver bird symbol
- Boyhood hero:Fatima Whitbread
- Favourite players:Peter Crouch, Gonzo, Peter Crouch
- Least favourite players:Rob Burden, Southwold Demolition
- Strengths:Disco Dancing, Having a shaved Head
- Weaknesses:Gord suffers from 45 yard shooting disorder
- Plays like:Barry Venison in his Hey Day
- Perfect pre-match meal:Feeds on the offspring of Hermaphrodite prostitutes