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Simon Mansell

Manny or Bambi

The old man of the side, no pace, no sense of direction, no right foot, no brains, no looks, feels no pain, no nonsense defender that is Middleton football club. More irritating than a virus, all over any forward like a cheap suit. Throws his boots away at the end of every season threatening to retire (still buying boots come August)

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  • Club:Middleton
  • For:since birth
  • Role:Player
  • Position:Defender
  • Born:15th June, 1968
  • Birthplace:Dordon
  • Height:6'
  • Weight:

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  • Teams supported:Tamworth, Aston Villa
  • Boyhood hero:Jasper
  • Favourite players:Stan Selms
  • Least favourite players:Any Quick Forward
  • Strengths:Can Drink For England
  • Weaknesses:Talks B****cks
  • Plays like:A Giraffe on ice
  • Perfect pre-match meal:Anthing alcoholic

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