David Booth
Danger, Dangerous Dave, Skippy the wing kangaroo
Dynamic winger if he can be bothered, useless midfielder if he can't.
- Club:FC Digimen
- For:What Club? Where am I?
- Role:Player
- Position:Midfielder
- Born:
- Birthplace:Canada
- Height:Short arse
- Weight:6lb 9oz at birth and about the same today
- Teams supported:The 2nd biggest team in League 1
- Boyhood hero:Any man on the back of a bus
- Favourite players:Harvey from so solid crew, roy of the rovers, chris kiwomya, any Yeovil player
- Least favourite players:Ronaldo and Roland Rat
- Strengths:Gobbing off at the meat heads on other teams, see photo (left) for results.
- Weaknesses:Open goals from 5 yards, punctuality
- Plays like:A young Frank Spencer
- Perfect pre-match meal:The opposing left back's heart