Shahbaz Haque

Shahbaz "come near me and I will nutmeg you" Haque

Shab is the master of the nutmeg. He perfected this skill under the tutelage of an aged buddhist monk high in the mountains. Very soon,the student became the master and the monk chose to fall upon his own sword in shame, leaving Shab as the unchallenged master or the meg. None are safe. Particularly not Ollie.

Club:FC Digimen
For:no comment
Role:Player
Position:Forward
Born:
Birthplace:His First Nutmeg
Height:Slightly below average
Weight:Slightly above average

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Teams supported:Forest, the 1970 Brazil side
Boyhood hero:The Six Million Dollar Man.
Favourite players:Zidane, Cruyff.
Least favourite players:Geoff Thomas, Paul Ince.
Strengths:Nutmegs, pro-evo.
Weaknesses:Groin, running.
Plays like:Silk
Perfect pre-match meal:8 pints of Gatorade.

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