paul crossley
small paul (in the showers anyway,don't believe it's the cold water)
tough tackling left back who would die for the club and never knows when he's beaten,unfortunately lives in a dream world ,he keeps telling me he's a central midfielder.paul keeps getting his picture in the local paper and even made the front page in 2005,unfortunately this also led to the police finding him as well.paul is a very generous man and when using taxi's he always give's the driver a little extra.
- Club:SEACROFT FC
- For:for life
- Role:Player
- Position:Defender
- Born:18th April, 1981
- Birthplace:LEEDS
- Height:5ft 9ins
- Weight:3 stone soaking wet in a donkey jacket
- Teams supported:leeds united
- Boyhood hero:david batty
- Favourite players:rene gattuso
- Least favourite players:christiano ronaldo
- Strengths:looks good in police photofits
- Weaknesses:tackles like a big puff
- Plays like:a girl
- Perfect pre-match meal:loads of lager