Paul 'Sick note' Stevens

Mr Agressive

As you can tell from his nickname, Paul is very injury prone. He currently holds the world record for the amount of times we had to call an ambulance for him last season... 32 times! Although injury prone, Paul has a lot of pace and you'll find him up and down the wing. Paul's performances have been a bit dissapointing this season, but we hope he will step up his game for next season and help us to move forward. He is now in his 4th season with the Oak and is a regular member of the starting XI.

Club:Royal Oak, Kempston
For:4 years
Role:Player
Position:Midfielder
Born:26th April, 1985
Birthplace:Salisbury
Height:5.8
Weight:11 stone 6

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Teams supported:Manchester United
Boyhood hero:My dad
Favourite players:Ryan Giggs, Paul Scholes, Roy Keane, Wayne Rooney. Yes they're all Man Utd...
Least favourite players:John Terry. I mean come on... How many more handballs will he get away with!
Strengths:My pace and my new found stamina. All that running in Australia paid off!!!
Weaknesses:I try to do everything at 100mph. Just gotta slow down a little bit.
Plays like:My Granddad used to say I was a cross between Vinnie Jones and Dennis Wise, But that was when i played in the centre. Now i think i play like Paul Stevens!!!
Perfect pre-match meal:Corn flakes in the morning, followed by lots of Red Bull and Some Lucozade for the match. Before, during and after.

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