Nick Curtis

Clubs:

1998 - 2002 Arsenal (youth to 18yrs)
2002 - 2003 Real Betis (loan)
2003 - 2004 Arsenal
2005 - 2008 Barcelona
2008 - pres Total Sport FC

Profile:

Curtis begin his football career in the Arsenal acedemy. He was orginally going to play in the Barnet youth system until Arsenal spotted him.

Keen on eductation and learning other languages, Wenger made the decision to send Curtis to Spain at the age of 18 to play for Real Betis on loan. Whilst at Arsenal for his first spell he broke into the then Worthington Cup team, and also made five apperances in the leauge, scoring 2 goals on the way to the title.

Just at the age of 20, Curtis made 26 loan apperances for Real Betis in domestic competitions, scoring 14 goals.

Recalled to Arsenal in 2003, Curtis went on to lift the Premiership trophy with the Gunners and netted 13 goals on the way. At the start of the 04/05 season, he was sent off in the 2-0 defeat to Manchester Untied that saw them lose their 49 game unbeaten streak.

Although he managed to record half a dozen goals in 7 games before getting injured, Arsenal let the starlet leave in January 2005 for a £19.6 million offer from Barcelona.

Described as "a dream come true", Curtis enjoyed two full seasons and two half seasons at the Camp Nou, playing in 119 Barca games. He scored 66 goals, including a hatrick against Real Madrid in his second season. Curtis played and scored against Arsenal in the 2006 Champions League final. After the game he was quoted as saying: "It was in the script. It was the most thrilling moment of my life, and the most upsetting aswell. Arsenal got me where I am today, and to put them out like that was very sad." Barca won 2-1 after 2 late goals.

In January 2008, Curits was sold to Total Sport FC for £16 million pounds. The return to England coincided with marriage to his wife and the birth of their first child.

In the first six games, he has scored 10 goals. And been voted the sexiest player in the history of the universe, with the biggest cock and best maths skills known to human kind.

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