Reuben O'Dea
Roooooooooooooooo
Dangerous, deadly, deceptive, dinners ready!
- Club:FC Digimen
- For:2 Years (following an additional previous year's tapping up)
- Role:Player
- Position:Midfielder
- Born:
- Birthplace:His mum's filanjee
- Height:3m (measured to the brow)
- Weight:Negligible
- Teams supported:Bristol City. Or is it Rovers. Hard to tell
- Boyhood hero:Julie Andrews
- Favourite players:Frank Lampard
- Least favourite players:Oppo right-backs
- Strengths:Post shot vomitting (both on- and off-pitch). Grammar
- Weaknesses:Osteoperosis. Not being able to count higher than 2
- Plays like:noone's watching
- Perfect pre-match meal:Kebab washed down with a pint of cider (must be at least three days prior to kick-off though)