I was looking through the 'currant' today and saw that the team manager also gets a star rating based on his tactical and managerial nous.

Mine for last weekend was:

Jay: 7 - just becuase he was willing to pull a shirt on and play if required.

Jonsey: 4 - for putting a still p1ssed sub in a midfield position when he was clearly more suited to goal hanging

TEN OUT OF TEN FOR BOTH (dont drop me please)

I give them 6 out of ten, They did the best they could with resources available. I dont need to suck up to anybody i know my place is safe lol, well or is it ????

Well I think the board need to freshen things up a bit. There has been significant investment in the club this year (42 paid up players) and still no silverware.

Apparently there is a highly skilled player in the current squad who is about to hang his boots up and keen to pursue a coaching career....

WTF? Highly skilled player? How an earth has he snuck into Mitcham Strollers FC. Whoever he is has done a fantastic job of keeping said skills under wraps.

There are loads of highly skilled players...we have chippy's, sparky's and plumbers although I must admit that there are some not so highly skilled recruitment consultants, traders, CEO's of Royal Mail..