Well lads what can i say, we lost saturday but who gives a flying fuck because 'we are the champions'! Its been a season that the whole team and management has put a massive amount of effort into and it has paid off in style. Anyway, back to the game. The game started a bit shakey from us but after about 10 minutes of us running around like spastics on ecstacy we finally found our feet and starting playing like we know we can. We moved the ball around well, starting from K Carrot Top Pemberton right back in the sticks right up to M Where The Fuck Is The Ball Teed up front. The new referee didnt help the flow of the game and when Richard Who Left the Coat Hanger In My T Shirt Evans mistaked his name for Oy Ref Fuck Off, well it all went a bit Pete Tong from there! Ha! Happy Fine Burnsy boy! Cant remember a lot of the details about the game to be honest with you boys. Those tic tacs are strong as fuck! Before i end this little essay and get back to some serious work on here i would just like to give Simon Wobbley Hips a big high five from me for managing to dummy every single player on the pitch with his shocking step over! Everybody just froze and watched the ball roll by! ha! Nice one Simon! Well done again for a well earned top of the league season boys. Proud of you all. Mat Donkey Hall.