1. What was your favourite Hesketh Casuals goal? Ste A's lob this season away - one of the days i was team drunk

2. Who is the best Cassies player you have played with? Maybe Mozza

3. Who is the worst Cassies player you have ever played with? No comment

4. What is your most memorable Cassies game? The one i ref'd in this season!

5. Which three Cassies players would you most like to shower with? I couldn't choose

6. If you had to compare Cassies to a Premiership side who would it be? Spurs

7. Which professional player would you liken yourself to? Geoff Horsfield

8. Which retired professional footballer would you sign for Cassies? Reggie Miller or George Weah

9. Describe your style of play in 5 words? Calm, Composed, Tactical, Visionary, Slow

10. What would you rather: Cassies win the league or a free pint? League

11. Do you think you've justified your nickname, Team Drunk? Unfortunately yes, although i'm working on changing my ways

12. What is your death row meal? Reuters classic mega burger

13. What is your death row film? Casino

14. Describe your ideal Cassies night out. Meal then the Oust House, follows by various southport landmarks

15. If Cassies could go on a pre-season tour to anywhere in the world, where would it be? Brazil (Rio)

16. Which position would you hate playing all season (other than in goal)? Centre back

17. If Cassies played Man Utd what do you honestly think the score would be? 19:0

18. What is your earliest football memory (playing)? Mozza scoring a great lob on Meols Cop field from what seemed like 45 yards....it was probably only 20

19. What is your earliest football memory (watching)? Maybe Gazza at Italia 90!

20. What song would you have playing when you Cassies career was being replayed in slow motion? Proclaimers - I would walk 500 miles........