1. What is your best Hesketh Casuals B goal?
Since it is the only goal I have got say the postage stamp screamer from outside the box against Horwich RMI!

2. What is your most memorable Hesketh Casuals game?
Getting beat in the semi-s by some team below us. We were winning and ended up getting beat about 4-2. Gutted.

3. Who is the best Cassies player you have played with?
Matty Stevenson was class both in Defece and Attack, but have to go with JP - makes my life easy as a left
back!

4. Which is your favourite away ground and why?
Hesketh Casuals - all the other grounds are a lot closer to home! Our pitch is one of the better ones and I
love getting a cup of tea at the end of the match, even tho it tastes like mud now and again.

5. Which 3 Cassies players would you most like to share a shower with?
Paul Hames cos he never drops anything so we wouldn't have any soap issues; Andy Walker somebody has to bring the
shampoo and finally Chris Hames drawing on his professional expertise by testing the water to make sure it has
not come direct from the toilet system

6. If Cassies could go on a pre-season tour, where would you like to go and who would you like to play?
Mars. Didn't shankley say it would take a team from Mars to beat Liverpool back in the day?! I would like to
go and take on that team and batter them to prove the red shite were not that good.

7. What is your death row meal?
Pate first course; Fillet Steak (medium rare) with chunky chips and peppercorn sauce for main and Cheesecake
for dessert.

8. What is your death row film?
Green Mile - warm me up to the idea of frying and just like John Coffee I would be innocent!

9. Promotion or cup win?
Promotion - I want to be in Premier before my Cassies career is over.

10. Okay, it's the last game of the season, Cassies need to beat Rossendale at home to win the league, but
wait, it's also your Mrs' birthday and she has her heart set on spending the day together...what do you do?
Dose the wifes birthday breakfast with laxatives and let her make the decision. Surely it would be unfair on
poor old Dave to sit around whilst she was on the toilet all day. (hopefully she won't read this or my cassie
career is over!)

11. Which position do you think you would be terrible at and why?
Right midfielder because my right foot is useless and so is my fitness.

12. Which professional footballer would you like yourself to? (you can't have Dave Tomlinson!)
Dave Unsworth - can put in a tackle but distribution sometimes woeful

13. Which retired professional footballer would you sign for Cassies and why?
If it includes dead and retired, Dixie Dean - we could do with a 60 goal a season man

14. Who would you like to see taking penatlies for Cassies?
Greal - cool as a cucumber under pressure

15. What is your favourite Cassies comedy moment?
Turning up for my first "trial" at Cassies and being paired with Dinky in double cuppies..only to be it cut
short by some guy shouting "get off my land" - comical start to joining any team.

16. Which professional team would you liken Cassies to?
Newcastle - we have some top players but we never seem to get a consistent team - frustrating when we get beat
by lower teams like Radcliffe.

17. Which Casuals player do you think would be the best dancer and why?
Chris Hames - I could imagine he could do the Crouchy robot dance

18. Who is the hardest player you have played with at Cassies?
Mozzer - the noise that comes out of one of his tackles is unbeleivable!

19. If you could pick one player, past or present, at Cassies to do dog-dirt duty before kick off, who would
it be?
Sorry Baz - it just means I met get a chance to have a shot at goal in the warm up.

20. What song would you have playing when your Cassies career highlights are being shown?
Not sure of the official title but the one that goes "He's football crazy, he's football mad..."