1. What is your best Hesketh Casuals goal?
I think we all know the answer to that one!!!! I'm still going on about it!

2. What is your most memorable Hesketh Casuals game and why?
The one that Jay Coulter played in, Chadderton away, the second game of the first ever casuals season. His performance is legendary and like my goal is still spoken about to this day. Who would have thought a performance on a football pitch could result in someone getting dumped!!

3. Who is the best player you have played with at Cassies?
Best Cassies player has to be JP, Not only are his initials the same as Jacket Potato, but he has possibly the greatest first touch I have ever seen, he's not shy of work neither.

4. Who is the worst player you have played with at Cassies?
See answer 2

5. What boots do you wear?
Some lovely cassies blue, PVC adidas gay things.

6. What is your funniest Hesketh Casuals moment?
Every Saturday.....Lloydys Umbro trackie pants

7. Favourite Domino's pizza?
newly promoted to the top of my list is the 555 deal, 5 small pizzas for 15 quid, 3 toppings of your choice, brilliant.

8. Death row meal?
Steak with blue cheese sauce and chunky chips with ketch or gozzas homemade lasagne

9. Which player would you liken yourself to and why?
I am very similar to Franz Beckenbaur, not only in technique, skill and flair but also in looks. Adidas have approached me to name a boot after me so expect to see them in sports direct in a few months.

10.Which retired professional footballer would you sign for Cassies and why?
This is well easy, Jason Lee, he would make Baz look decent

11.What is your favourite away ground and why?
Gotta be Bury, nice facilities, local to a train line and some good shrubbary behind the goal. Also home to some celebrity footballers, Martin Keown et al

12.Which three Cassies players would you most like to share a shower with?
Lloydy, Hames and Baz. No comments required

13.If Bob Mitchell and John Porter were coming to your house for dinner to discuss modern day football, what would you serve?
Fromage dans la toast avec sauce du Ketch

14.If you weren't playing for Cassies, what would you be doing?
Playing for Birkdale Under 16's

15.For a match, boxers or Y-fronts?
Boxers, although every saturday i think, christ this could be a Paul Scholes moment

16.Who is the most skillful player in the team?
Most Skillful is probably Aspy, although I think we should arrange a keepy ups tournament-that is the only thing that determines skill in football.

17.Which is the best goal you have witnessed whilst playing for Cassies?
See question 1, although I did enjoy Lloydy 6 inch tap in against Broughton this season-Clinical

18.What would you rather? French kiss Baz for 10 minutes or go to work for a day naked?
Work for a day naked, Baz was the worst cop I've ever had!

19.How many goals do you think you would score playing a whole season up front?
an very easy 35, have you not seen how clinical I have been with my head this season?!!?

20.Which song would you have playing when highlights of your Cassies career was being played?
PJ and Duncan Lets Get Ready to Rumble