1. Who is the best Hesketh Casuals player you have played with? Greal - Heart of a lion, never quits, loves a moan....

2. Who is the worst Hesketh Casuals player you have played with? Baz - Runs like a chimp and got a stupid spray on beard...

3. What was your best Casuals goal?
The goal I scored this season, great ball from Justin! (only scored 2 so it was one or the other!)...

4. Which was your most memorable Cassies game?
2-1 home win against broughton, 1-1 right too the death then lloydy scoring in injury time, class!

5. What is your earliest footballing memory (playing)?
Cuppies after school

6. What is your earliest footballing memory (watching)?
Everton Vs Man City, Mid 1980's

7. Which Premier League side would you liken Cassies to and why? Everton, Play with passion and inconsistant, no other team worthy

8. Which three Cassies players would you most like to share a shower with?
errm...greal, baz, lloydy....apparently baz has got something that looks like a penis but smaller??? after a gruelling footy match could do with a good giggle...

9. What would your last meal be on death row?
KFC Bargain bucket, n baz's mum, both are finger licking good!...

10. Which Professional footballer would you liken yourself to? Daniel Alves - great going forward, suspect defending...Or Chris Waddle...Great Mullet!

11. Which is your favourite away ground and why?
Bury away, got a bar right next to changing rooms for after match...nuff said

12. have you ever worn gloves playing football when not in goal? Yes, im so ashamed...but it was really cold...honest

13. What is your funniest memory of Hesekth Casuals?
Lloydy getting cramp.......in both legs.......at the same time.......he was screaming for help and all everyone could do was laugh at him!!...

14. After a game, bath or shower? Has to be bath, nothing like a good soak after footy...

15. After a game, Burger or Pizza?
Burger, defo! McDonalds Big Mac! followes by 2 double Cheese Burgers...

16. After a night out, Kebab, Burger or Pizza?
All three!! i've done it before!! why is it you think your a bottomless pit when ya leathered? or is that just me?

17. You do you think is the most skillful Casuals player? other than me??? tough one, Justin closely followed by Aspy...Baz has to be the least, I've seen the QE2 turn faster than Baz...

18. Do you agree with capital punishment?
Yes...

19. If Hesketh Casuals played Man Utd at Old Trafford, what do you honestly think the score would be?
4-0 to cassies, Man United are pap, There just Man City's ladies team.....

20. If you didn't play for Cassies, what would you be doing?
Putting bets on watching soccer saturday all afternoon in a pub and getting hammered...usual weekend really...