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20th September, 2007Grant faces the chop

Breaking News....... While Jose Mourinho is out of the door of Chelsea, speculation has it that Aaron Grant could be transferred listed if he fails to perform this evening for the mighty, run-away league winners TNF. Manager Dippa Sahota had these words to say about Grant; " His form has been poor all season and his fitness is a disgrace for a boy of his age. Another performance like last week will make me think hard and long about Aaron's position at the club". With Matthew Viggers working hard in training, it is likely to be him that is the replacement for the out of sorts Grant. Viggers has widely been criticized by the media and colleagues including Start Captain Gurt Rai. " He is like Bambi on ice and makes Heskey look like an elegant gymnast. But to be frank, Aaron has been shocking for me this year and I think Vigger's deserves a shot". Judgement day for Grant who claims he has been "hitting the Gym hard" over the last few days. It has been widely known that

17th August, 2007CHAMPIONS!!

TNF Sealed the Championship with a hard fought victory over Manhattan Project. The League has been won with 2 games to go and Manager Dippa plans the extra games to give some of the fringe players some extended pitch time. Dippa had some special praise for Vigaldo "He is the ultimate proffesional, always ready and good english to boot. He is the Ole Solskjaer of my team." Victory against the Manhattan Project was a brutal but one sided affair with Manhattan determined to ruff up thier oppenents. Gurincha and Dippa even squared up with Manhattan at one point with Gurt using classic lines like "you want a piece" and "keep talking son, I'll find ya I will" to scare them into submission. !!!CONGRATULATIONS TNF!!!

28th July, 2007Revenge is sweet

TNF gain revenge on Orchid Homes with comfortable 4-1 victory. Star players Viggers, Gurt and Graham were MIA but the rest of the squad upped their game and thrashed Orchid Homes who didn't know what had hit them when Aaronaldo scored within 1 minute!!

12th July, 2007Aarons Shock Decision to become hairdresser!

Aaronaldo has signaled his intentions of moving over to the dark side by trading in his golf for an audi tt.....careful when you pass him the soap lads he might try to slip one in!