Jose Mourinho's Car was spotted outside the Magnet Centre on Tuesday 18th after talks of his Chelsea career being on the rocks. He was seen upstairs in the main room(the one next to the room where all the men play cards on a wednesday night)speaking to chairman Andy Copper. Andy Copper chose not to make any comments when he was asked about this meeting but this is what Jose had to say. " I only came here for a pitta of souvlakia,the kalamari and the taramosalata are very special here, like me, i am the special one.I admire Kypros Reserves and would love to work here one day." Our reporters spoke to Kypros Reserves joint manager Lucas Hadgihambi(just before he tried to punch one of our photographers) and this is how he responded to Mourinho allegations. " If i see that Portugese T**T here again im going to F*****G kill him!! Im the manager here and i will be for a long time. If he thinks he can just come in and take someones job that easy he has got another F*****G thing coming!"