We can report that in last nights training the manager fell foul to one of the worst tackles I hav seen since the Barstard chopped me down.
Filling in for an injured defender our manager Tony "Klinsman" Merryweather was instrumental in a slick passing move that resulted in a near fatal collision with the Hulk Ste Jenkinson.

Playing a neat one two with Sean McMullan saw him face to face with the hulk, a dip of the shoulder saw him cruising past the new signing with ease. The moment of euphoria was short lived however when a quick turn from the hulk and a little reminder clip on the ankles sent the manager into free-fall. Going down slower than the Titanic the team stood and watched mouths wide open for what seemed like an eternity as the gaffa looked as if he had managed to get his feet underneath him.

We were all wrong, the fall finaly ended with the sweetest of dives only missing a neat tuck and pike as the gaffa hit the ground like a dart.

The whole team laughed in raptures but the gaffa did not get up, after a moment of getting himself together and complaining of shoulder and rib trouble Good Hope Hospital was the only option.

The results were soon beamed back to the captain, torn shoulder and neck ligaments and 2 cracked ribs.

On behalf of the team I would like to personaly apologize for the lack of sympathy you were given at the time and apologize to the wife who had to wash my pants and shorts after I had pi$$ed myself laughing.

Oh and I would like to send out a personal appeal to any Sutton District teams as we are now in urgent need of a new linesman.

Sorry Tony Couldnt resist, get better soon mate.