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13th November, 2008Rain, roid rage and rampant reds

Digi-legends canter to 7-2 victory against Pheasant. Get in!

7th September, 2008Digis Do Doves

Digimen open the season with fantastic win More »

26th August, 2008Ollie Vs God

This Wednesday Digica Gaffa French will put his faithfull young (ish) warriors out against a team of Gods chosing. More »

19th August, 2008A Digi-Fantasy

How easy is Ollie's job? This season you too have an opportunity to manage a team of Digi-men, and show Ollie how it should be done. More »

11th August, 2008We are Back!

That's right folks... your favourite footballing website is back with all the latest Digi-News and transfer talk ;) More »

4th July, 2008New Season, New Division, New Kit???

With the new season approaching some folks in the DigiCamp are wondering whether they are going to have to suffer another season of WoolenKit embaresement?

23rd May, 2008Who stole Gordos Sleeves?

Who stole Gordos sleeves? Who is in charge of Gordos hairstyling? Where was Gobler? Had Adam been replaced by a more svelt human? What the Hell did all Daves money go towards at the cottage? Who the FUCK voted for Bobbles as player of the year? More »

1st May, 2008Cottage Time

Cottage time is upon us as the Digimen head out to celebrate their greatest season to date More »

24th April, 2008Digimen find scoring boots

After a season spent scrapping out victories by the odd goal, the Digimen slot 8 (lucky goals) past ABP - what's going on?

21st April, 2008Digica take a well-earned point from Premium

Emmo (pictured) puts his once-beautiful face into harm's way to secure a point against Premium.

13th April, 2008Minford's last stand

Digica Legend hangs up his boots today after steering the blues to an 8-1 victory over NEC and securing promotion as they battle on for the top spot.

10th April, 2008It's only the Cup!

Digica battle hard but come up short in final. Oh well... It was only the cup! We'll have the league instead.

6th April, 2008Digica battered, bruised and behind

Digica battle hard against a firey Calverton but lose out to a penalty and drop to third in the race for the title

30th March, 2008Digica back on top despite early slip up!

Digica are back on top for the time being after beating Carlton 5-2 with goals from Marshall, Jackson, Savage, Burden and Booth More »

20th March, 2008The Challenge (TM)

15th March, 2008Home definitely not sweet for Digimen

16 played, 13 wins, 2 loses and 1 draw. Sounds good for the Digimen. However, a closer look at the table reveals some hidden truths. More »

9th March, 2008God babags two

Digimen beat AC Nec 4-0 More »

5th March, 2008Did Bobbles do his Chores?

Has the towering centre back beaten the deadline? we hope so, and so do his nuts. More »

2nd March, 2008Digica suffer massive cup hangover

Digica, Rubbish! More »

29th February, 2008DigiDreamLand

Digica cement their place in the final with a 2-0 win over Grovesnor More »

27th February, 2008God Warns Grosvenor

The big man threatens to get biblical... More »

26th February, 2008CRUNCH TIME

The crunch? How dare you speak to me of the crunch. You know nothing of the crunch. Youve never even been to the crunch More »

19th February, 2008Digimen have a semi off

Digicas Semi-final has been put on hold due to cold weather - well, we all know what the cold does to a late night semi!!

18th February, 2008Things hot up in the race for the title

Digica still top of the pile with 8 games to go............ More »

17th February, 2008The hand of Wad saves the day

Goalkeeping heroics from an unlikely source keeps the Double Dream (TM) alive for the baby blues More »

10th February, 2008Digi-capitulate

Digica crumble in the cauldron of fire as Bestwood out muscle them in the final five. More »

9th February, 2008WAGamama

Chanelle and Burden. A good match? More »

5th February, 2008Booth thunderbolt seals win for blues

Digica convincingly beat bitter Forum 90 3-1 More »

4th February, 2008Mentalist spot filled by Ali at short notice

With Gerry gone, and Dave's recovery going well, Ali steps up to the plate.... (Dr Sigmund O'Dea reports) More »

3rd February, 2008God is a Digica Fan. Fact.

A picture says a thousand words More »

2nd February, 2008Interview with Digica stone-wall Rob Burden

Rob Burden lets it all hang out More »

27th January, 2008Digica ride their friar tuck

From your reporter in the field Ali Savage More »

31st December, 2007One fat turkey went strutting by He shook his feathers and he winked his eye

Digica - Fat, out of shape, big fat pudding eaters? More »

30th December, 2007Baby blues luck runs out and not even god (or his younger brother Ollie) could get them out of troub

An overdue match report for the game we'd rather forget More »

10th December, 2007Touch blue and your wish will come true

Spit on a new bat before using it for the first time to make it lucky, A frog brings good luck to the house it enters, A dog eating grass brings rain, Babies born with teeth become extremely selfish, Tying a knot into a handkerchief wards off evil, if Rob Burden doesnt pick up Dave Booth from the same spot every week, exactly 7 minutes late, Digica will not win More »

10th December, 2007BOOOTHCAAAAKEE!!!!

Booth (shown here in his trademark pink lycra) is raring to go after his ban. More »

9th December, 2007Tears before bedtime as Digica's winning streak comes to an end

Digica 2-4 Premimum Reserves

2nd December, 2007ABP really really really unlucky!! What a great team they are

God (pictured) peers over the Clifton treetops as Digica's half men, half serpent illegal immigrants fluke win over dominant, brilliant and aesthetically pleasing ABP. His will be done. More »

25th November, 2007Digicancelled

Match vs. Southwold Demolition was abandoned by the referee shortly after the one hour mark with Digica leading 5-0 thanks to a Marshall brace and a Tivey hat-trick that included a sure-fire goal of the season winner.

24th November, 2007French set for pastures new?

Following Wednesday night's events the question on everyones lips is 'who is man enough to replace (he who should not be named) in the England hot seat?' Seems the FA have found their man.......... More »

18th November, 2007ABP are Absolutely Bloody Polished (Off)!

Forget the Rumble in the Jungle and the Thriller in Manilla, this was the Tussle in the Tundra and it had it all. O'Dea and French (pictured) warm up post match by feasting on the carcasses of their defeated enemies. More »

11th November, 2007Digica's joy of six in 6-0 win over Carlton Catholics

Do not call me a f*****g cheat. Well do not cheat then mate!! Simple as six. More »

4th November, 2007Digica's Fab (Back) Four March into the Quarter Finals!

30th October, 2007War of words erupts between FC Digica and Forum 90

A war of words has erupted between FC Digica and Forum 90 this week More »

28th October, 2007Digica, like Brazil in every way, win again!

Digica's Brazilians were out, and not just in the showers, as the baby blues extend their unbeaten run in the league to 6. More »

21st October, 2007Digica triumphant once again thanks to Marshall double strike

Digica Top of the League More »

14th October, 2007Booth sees red in hard fought win at Highfields

9th October, 2007French sets sights on league and cup double

7th October, 2007Digica meow past lowly cubs Lion Revived

Digimen through to the next round as the Lions Revived have a "good day out" More »

30th September, 2007Beercalona 2 - 5 FC Digica

Resurgent Digica struggle with barn doors and banjos but still put 5 past pedestrian (but well-named) Beercalona More »

26th September, 2007French vow's to restore winning ways

23rd September, 2007Where were Digica? Not at clifton

Digica fail to turn up then get walloped! More »

16th September, 2007FC Bestwood 0 - FC Digica 2

100% record intact as Digica claim second win against previously runaway league-leaders Bestwood FC. More »

10th September, 2007Demolition disappear!!

Southwold were actually scared of the mighty Digica? More »

7th September, 2007Southwold Demolition V FC Digica

Gaffer French and Champaign Emmerson mysteriously away as the Blues head to battlefield Hell. More »

2nd September, 2007French delighted as debutants shine

The commanding centre back seemed to part the Grosvenor players like Moses and the Red Sea (Report by our man on the field, Rob Burden) More »

28th August, 2007New Practice times

Digica Practice will be held this Wednesday and then on every Thursday. More »

16th August, 2007New fixture list for 2007-08

Digica face newly promoted Grovesnor in first game of the season (personally im looking forward to playing Beercalona!!!! More »

14th August, 2007Digicas new kit has landed

Digicas new kit modeled by Digica legend Dave Booth More »

13th August, 2007Digica unlucky to lose

Digica battle hard but come up short More »

6th August, 2007FC Digicas new away kit unveiled

The sun quoted that The Red and Black away strip will strike fear into every opponent that crosses Digicas path. More »

6th August, 2007Digimen battle out a draw in the blazing heat of Sheffield

Bowler gives Gaffer French another selection Headache (Picture: Chris Tivey praying Daz doesnt take his place) More »

29th July, 2007Rolls Royce 2 - 2 Digica

Minford drags himself out of his deathbed to score a 50 yard equaliser. (Picture: Minford celebrates by squeezing one out) More »

21st July, 2007Pre-Season

Pre-season Friendlies - Against Basford?? Friendly?? More »

12th June, 2007Pre-season training

Time to Fight the Fat More »

6th June, 2007Didgeridates for your didgeridiary

A message from our Glorious Leader Mr French. More »

4th June, 2007When will Pre-Season Training Start?

Rob Burden (Pictured) is out of shape but says he is looking to get fit for the season More »

3rd June, 2007First Annual Digica Piss up

Did everyone come out unscathed? More »

12th May, 2007End of an era - FC Digica v Westdale Wanderers

The mighty Blues stumble to a close as diver Cutts (pictured) takes an early drmatic kamikaze style tumble More »

7th January, 2007The Mighty FC Hammer IFC yet again

They must thank their keeper though who despite at this level made some saves youâd expect to see on Match of the Day rather than at Farnborough Road, Clifton More »

10th December, 2006FC Digica give penalties away like kisses - but somehow they win!

Identical goals from the pair of lively Digica strikers completed the scoring as IFC struggled to cope with balls bouncing all over the place on the half way line More »

5th November, 2006The Digimen progress in the cup beating IFC 2-1

IFC knew they were lucky to go in a goal to the good at half time More »

4th September, 2006Forum 90 2 Vs 1 FC Digica

taken from http://www.forum90.co.uk/ More »

2008 Digi-Donts

2nd January, 2008

A guideline for the remainder of the season

Last years New Year was a dissaster. Here is a guide for the rest of the year to ensure a succesful season. Feel free to add any more which you feel relevent.

Do not attempt a Cruyff turn on your own half way line

Do not attempt a Cruyff turn on your own 18 yard line

Do not do a Wadlow/trip over the ball (We have not forgot)

Do not ask why Mark Emmerson was seen leaving NG1 last night walking like John Wayne

Do not remind Gary about his 50 yarder

Do not forget that the Goalie flapped at it like a girl

Do not carry a match report printed form the oppositions wrongful website down your shorts whilst playing football

Do not turn up if you are the ref and the fixture reads ... v Southwold Demolition

Do not hang a signed Liverpool jersey above your headboard

Do not wear illuminous red boots

Do not question Jacko and Atherleys special friendship. It's 2008 gentlemen. Anything goes

Do not kick the ball at your own face and score an own goal

Do not hit on Allans girlfriend

Do not ask what Reubens PHD is in?? (Livers??)

Do not bad mouth Rushby. He will Kill you

Do not argue that whilst urinating, Chuck Norris is not easily capable of welding titanium

Do not get head butted and sent off

Do not go insane

Do not question why someone who is apparently from Manchester has such a strong southern accent

Do not lose the semi-final then go on a 10 game losing streak

Do not hide Gerrys walking stick

Do not get a ride with Lee Cowling if you are in a rush and want your virginity still intact by the end of the trip

Do not talk about any superstitions that may or may not exist

Do not shout at opponents and run off leaving other people to fight them

Do not under any circumstances say 'its only the cup'

Do not miss a penalty in the semi finals at any stage

Do not underestimate a man in a sweatband

Do not wear illuminous red boots (in twice but justly so)

Do not shoot from 60 yards

Do not wear cycling shorts

Do not exceed the 5 pint Saturday night threshold (unless fitted with Cowling rated liver processing system TM)

Do not lose to APB

Do not lose ever

Do not listen to those Liverpool fans who every season believe they are going to win the premiership, fourth place anyone?

Do not wear a hat whilst playing football unless you are the keeper

Same rule applies for gloves

Do not fail to score if you are a winger

Do not let a centre back score more goals than you

Do not do handstands during a game

Do not assume the opposition linesman is honest

Do not underestimate how many ginsters can be eaten on the way to a game

Do not miss the rest of the season

Do not attempt a double entry unless a trained accountant

Do not under any circumstances forget to tell the team motivator/megaphone that the game has been called off especially when you will be spending three days in a very secluded cottage in Derbyshire with him!

Do not get shot by a sniper during training.