Docklands FC

Squad

• Player-manager Danny Barber
  aka Martin Flowler
  
• Coach Bevan Booker
  aka Jamie Fox
  
• Player Mark Dye
  aka Shadrack
  
• Player Danny Bennett
  aka aka Alan Shearer
  
• Player Jamie Gayle
  aka Sponge Bob/ Penfold/ Squiggles
  
• Player Craig Lane
  aka Garath Gates/ Danny Dyer
  
• Player Danny Leech
  aka Lurch
  
• Player Paul Sayers
  aka Johnny Vagas
  
• Player keith Weller
  aka Sam Dingle
  
• Player Micky Blackmore
  aka Peter Beardsley/ Cherie Blair
  
• Player Gene Davis
  aka Patrice Evra
  
• Player Leigh Harris
  aka Peperoni man/ Lionel Richie
  
• Player Ricky Mcminn
  aka Dennis Rickman
  
• Player Alfie Nunn
  aka Igor, Munch
  
• Player Aarron McEvoy
  aka Ronan Keeting
  
• Player Kevin McEvoy
  aka Gordon Strachan
  
• Player Tom Sargent
  aka Ian Bogie
  
• Player Darren Spink
  aka Polish car washer from Depford
  
• Player Martin Thomas
  aka kolo toure/ Prince Akeem