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Dave Morris
The Cat
The Stat-man cometh. Never lets the team down despite coming to competitive football late on. Always marks his territory at every ground visited (unless the andrex is missing). No nonsense defender that can also play in midfield and when called upon to play up front has scored on every start, a record envied by others.
- Club:Middleton
- For:5 years
- Role:Player
- Position:Defender
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- Birthplace:A Litter
- Height:
- Weight:
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- Boyhood hero:Bagpuss,
- Favourite players:Alex (as there is a chance to beat him to top scorer, stat wise anyway)
- Least favourite players:Anyone who scores against Middleton
- Strengths:Statistically the best goal scorer in the club
- Weaknesses:Can't pass up a chance to mark new ground
- Plays like:A great defender only in rewind
- Perfect pre-match meal:Exlax
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