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Grant Robinson

GAP kids

Grant 'where the fucks his body' Robinson is the smallest person in footballing history.

Grant is a strong, small, fatish kind of midfielder he puts some heavy takles in and gets around that centre circle like he owns it an he does as that is the only amount of runny that he can handle because his small legs can only stand a certain amount of running!!!

Granty has been claimed to be a good dancer.... cant wait to see his moves!!!



  • Club:Unicorn FC
  • For:
  • Role:Player
  • Position:Midfielder
  • Born:
  • Birthplace:The Shire
  • Height:N/A too small
  • Weight:Over

More info

  • Teams supported:Couldnt see over the seats in the ground so couldnt see who was playing or see the tele
  • Boyhood hero:Crouch
  • Favourite players:dunno tall players?
  • Strengths:Gets mistaken for a 5 year old on the pitch so players go easy on him
  • Weaknesses:hes really 40 and small, gets drunk really easy,Height
  • Plays like:a hobbit
  • Perfect pre-match meal:Peas

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