Simon joined our establishment over a year ago, he is our teams sceretary, with many many skills such as filling out all our team sheets and dealing with all the admin and match subs, as John Allott cant be arsed. He is from 'down south' in London. We Abuse him for his accsent, which he loves. His fave moment, abusing Robbie and Sheep and i quote 'F**king hell Rob , who moves the driving seat, honestley' and 'F**king hell sheep, cheers'!!!!!