Mat Rushton

Twat

Bumrush left wing back played for the 1st 2 seasons just because he kicked it with his left foot, had to get better when new manager, nick 'graffer' goodwin, saw that he was shit!!!! Brings down katy 'WAG' lever to watch and to pass around the team!!!! loves a bit of Cherry cola!! qualifies as a midget, smallest fingers in the world roomers so is his cock!!! Loves to swear and fall over, rarely does anything with the ball looks a bit like sonic the hegdehog

Club:Unicorn FC
For:3 seasons
Role:Player
Position:Midfielder
Born:
Birthplace:Door Mat
Height:Hobbit
Weight:Gay

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Teams supported:United
Boyhood hero:Tall people
Favourite players:Sheep
Least favourite players:Sheep and anyone who can take his place
Strengths:Using the word fuck
Weaknesses:when using the word fuck gets booked, being small, Likin cherry cola, fringers,falling over, braking his nose every 5 mins, cant drink, small feet, bit of a scally, gay,swears in every sentence, punches walls for a living
Plays like:a hobbit
Perfect pre-match meal:grass

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