Jack is a out and out forward loves to run with the ball and without it. jacks health is number 1 to him, having drank alot after the Manchester derby decided to get rid of the alcohol by spraying it in the middle of the road, jack commented on this ' Was i, fucking hell dnt remember'

Jack started his football life way back in 2004, gettting picked up for macc. He soon started to make headlines and 'Player fined for asking ref,Cock or ball' and "the most injury prone player at the club" He then was later dropped from macc as he demanded 190,000 a week. Jack soon was left clubless for a few years where manager nick goodwin offered jack a position as star striker with a few insentives.

Jack met his footballing idol sheep, sheep told him never to give up on football and to come and play with him.NIck 'gaffer' goodwin soon saw jack was a fairly poor player but decided to sign him and refused to pay him the wage jack demanded, �£200,000 a week. Jack could not play with a player like sheep but he decided to anyway. since then jack has been an great player scoring goals for fun and setting up most chances the team have!!

Jack has snubbed moves to various foreign for example real madrid and also valencia but jack was not tempted by the sex drugs an money as the unicorn has more to offer. most importantly saying "the unicorn is my home and i will not leave even sheep said i could have his sister well maybe if he said that but i do love the unicorn"