Cesc, loves to get back and defend, amazing tackler. Loves showing the boys the gun show. Work rate is world class, got a better scoring record than lampard on and off the pitch.

Bleazy first got picked up for Real madrid where he made it scoring in the champions league semi final to take madrid to the final. After the game reporters ask him 'you must be on top of the world, cracking performance' Tom then retired seconds later declaring that rafts would proabley be a better ngiht out.

Years laterly he saw his footballing idol sheep and deciding he could learn so much off a player like him. Tom, still to this day plays for the unicorn , with members of the crowd saying ' well done tom, well played' and tom replys 'Cheers dad'