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Sean Cardall

Sheep

costa rica wonder kid, rarely speaks english when he does its to tell O-man hes got a small cock!!!!!!!!!

Sean first joined the team 3 years ago, he payed his own airfairs to get here. He join form CSKA Moscow where he scored 5 goals in 96 games over a period of 16 years and was labeled the teams sick note gettin injuryed more than he scored and spending more time in at the doc's than at his own house!

Cardall was reportedly seen on his back in the shower with his legs in the air when the unicorn approached him.

Cardall has had a troubled season so far with injuries but the supersub came off the bench on his first game back from his foot injury and scored a wonderfull hat-trick in 5 minutes what he did the rest of the game a dont now but his fellow strike partner higginbotham said" well fair play he finished his chances for once wich proves he can score goals and hopefully the jack & sheep show will be re united next sunday if i get picked".

Costa rica are having a festival called sheepfest on the 28th of march to celebrate his Colour.


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  • Club:Unicorn FC
  • For:
  • Role:Player
  • Position:Forward
  • Born:5th February, 1988
  • Birthplace:costa rica town,costa rica
  • Height:Perfect
  • Weight:Perfect

More info

  • Teams supported:Port Vale
  • Boyhood hero:lambert and butler
  • Favourite players:Everyone bar O-man
  • Least favourite players:O-man
  • Strengths:Talks a good game
  • Weaknesses:drug dealer
  • Plays like:paulo wanchope
  • Perfect pre-match meal:Wine

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