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18th March, 2008CENTRE BACK SCURVY SHOCK

BEAUTIFUL Unicorn centre back Rob Bailey (pictured) has been ruled out of the clubs end of season promotion run-in after contracting a severe case of scurvy.  More »

17th February, 2008Season Hots up

Season heats up as Unicorn extend winning run.  More »

12th February, 2008Thompson Wants Move To A Bigger Club!

Jamie Thompson shocked the staff at the Unicorn FC by apparently talking to rival club Three Arrows.  More »

12th February, 2008Top Goal Scorer Competition

The title of top goal scorer is heating up!!!!  More »

11th February, 2008Sunday 10th

Cardall adds to his massive goal tally  More »

10th February, 2008Star striker feels force of wine!!!!!

Youngest player shows everyone what hes drunk in middle of road!!!!!  More »

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Centre back set to star in film!!!!

11th February, 2008

Pirates of caribbean want centre back to star in the fourth film!!!!

Producers of Pirates of caribbean want 149 year old centre back coney to play johnny depps Great great grandad. Coney is overwhelmed and said 'arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr' to Producers when asked if he would play the role!!!!