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Carling Blag: Win VIP tickets to Get Loaded In The Park!
It's time to test your blagging skills! You're at Get Loaded In The Park in London's Clapham Common and your mission is to somehow get onto one of the stages at the event where the likes of Iggy And The Stooges, Supergrass, Kate Nash, Gogol Bordello, Gossip, Soulwax and Reverend And The Makers will be rocking the crowds over the Bank Holiday weekend on Sunday 24th August. What's your best plan to make sure you get to share the stage with these top stars? Have Soulwax forgotten their record boxes? Do you have to make an announcement to the crowd as Iggy Pop has gone missing somewhere on the site? Or has Kate Nash had a fashion disaster and desperately needs an expert tailor?
The best blag according to our judging panel of extreme blagging experts will win a pair of VIP tickets to Get Loaded In The Park. The line-up is an absolute cracker this year with loads of great acts set to appear alongside the previously mentioned acts over four stages including The Hives, The Maccabees, The Holloways, Mylo, The Presets, Krafty Kuts, DJ Yoda, The Nextmen and many more.
The Mighty Blag-o-meter!
Ok, here's your chance to rate the raft of crafty schemes and downright audacity details below. But remember folks, this is just for fun - the final decision will be made by a bloke wearing white gloves who is a senior figure from the English Board of Adjudicators of England.
Check out the blags we have received so far!
stephen melaney - blagging for Get Loaded In The Park
kids think I'm to old at 42 for gigs like this so I want to show them how to rock out properly
Nathan Brenville - blagging for Get Loaded In The Park
You ever see that episode of The Simpsons where Homer catches cannonballs in his stomach at major rock festivals? Well, that's my job, see. Why else would I be wearing this ridiculous costume of shower cap and leather pants and a cape? Feel my flabby belly. Believe me now? OK, only, thing is, I had a little too much to drink (carling, naturally) and I've gone and misplaced my VIP pass, and I'm due on the main stage in 5 minutes so Supergrass can fire a cannonball at me, and I NEED to get in to get my cannon right NOW, or there's gonna be a lot of disappointed people in that audience. Yeah? Not to mention Supergrass. Do you wanna make them angry? Believe me, you don't wanna see them when they're angry. So come on, man. Just let me in?
Dan - blagging for Get Loaded In The Park
simple take my slr camera and blag it ur blue in the face iv got in 2 loads of fest and got back stage loads of times its all about confidence see, nice compettiton lads safe as houses dk
Tarik Cherkaoui - blagging for Get Loaded In The Park
I'd like to go so I can schmooze in the VIP area and pretend that I've made it, despite the fact that I'm not exactly doing much in the music sense at the moment (besides some play on Radio One and a few international shows).
Kevin - blagging for Get Loaded In The Park
I'd say i'm connected to a major booking agent and can help get the dj's gigs in Europe.
adam douglas - blagging for Get Loaded In The Park
my longl ost brother is Jon McClure from reverend and the makers and i really want to meet him to catch up and go for a pint!! please!
stephen - blagging for Get Loaded In The Park
iggy,s seethrought trousers have a hole in the crot ch so ive told the security that i have got a load of bubble wrap to put down the crotch to protect his privates as thats my job iggy,s bubble wrap crotch protector
Tom - blagging for Get Loaded In The Park
I want to go because mum said Jacko's babysitting...
Tommy Coyne - blagging for Get Loaded In The Park
I would claim to be the manager of Maccabi Tel Aviv, furious at the idea that any of my players could harbour the frivolous idea of being involved in a music festival when they should be indulging in rigorous pre-season football training
daniel wishart - blagging for Get Loaded In The Park
well my pregant girlfiend has a thing for iggy |ANAMP| said if she ever got a kiss off him she would name the child after him!!!!
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