it'd be a cake with jumpers baked into it. Two of my favourite things - knitted pullovers and a good victoria sponge! I'd get my friend to wheel it up to the backstage area because just in case he got turned away and the cake still got delivered, I'd be inside it. Like Ms Monroe. I may even sing. Hmm.

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id get me nan to make me a big sponge cake and lots of little fairy cakes.Then i would give the security people afairy cake as a bribe no one can resist me nans cakes,they'd let us in no probs

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The birthday cake would be a HHHuuugggeee cake microphone and all performers would be given writing icing so they could all autograph the cake. To get past security I would attempt to lure them away from their posts using such delights as bacon sandwiches and beer. If that failed to work (and why shouldn't it???) I would simply resort to flattery, bribery and lots of heavy flirting.

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im with the band...the lead singer of a brand new band called trinity-arms..

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Well I'm 5'10" quite atheletic look great in black so I'd get MIB sunglasses n sexy siren suits - flash a mock security pass with a sad looking Kiddie cake and say summat like "So which idiot let this get thru ring fence 3 then ?" I got the confidence just you see ! Ciao Baby Blaggers xxx's

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I would most definitely bring a colin the caterpillar cake courtesy of M|ANAMP|S because who can resist one of those? But on top of that i would throw in a goodie bag, which is a must have for every birthday containing the very finest of Jersey goodies. Beginning with a miniature Jersey cow, a bag of jersey beans, a medium sized Jersey spud, one of those tiny cartons of milk u get in cafes.. Jersey of course and to top it all off a small collection of Jersey Fudge, Toffee and Rock. THE ULTIMATE JERSEY PARTY BAG. They would not be able to say no

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ive got to get the limo keys of the band.

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id blag my way in the same way i did on all the other festivals iv been to this year go to staff entrance tell that i work for a security firm and walk straight in its worked 3 times so far it helps that my friends actually do work for security and the cake should have a big 5 on it with green spikey hair coming off it like keith from the prodigy

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i'm singl, lonely, bored and skint

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I WOULD DECORATE THE CAKE IN THE SHAPE OF A CAN OF CARLING, THEN I WOULD TELL THE SECURITY THAT IT WAS FOR THE ORGANISERS AND THAT THERE WAS A WIDGET INSIDE THE CAKE/CAN, CONTAINING A CHEQUE FOR 500QUID, FOR THE 1ST SECURITY MAN TO FIND AND KEEP, HEHE

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