Skip this page and we can pretty much guarantee it'll end in tears (here's a clue, they won't be ours), in fact we seriously recommend you commit the following to memory as these are the ultimate tips from the most seasoned festival pros. Pity the fool who ignores these!!

Do's

Travel light - Remember only the essentials. Leave the plasma screen and the hair straighteners at home - you won't need them, honest!

Organise - Spend some time with your mates planning who's taking what. Dividing everything up will make the long walk from the car park to the campsite much easier.

Stash your cash - Keep cash with you at all times, in some special nook or cranny that isn't easily accessible to the public. Even when you go to bed.

Should you be unlucky enough to have something stolen (and it is rare) or even lose something, always report it to the police and check the lost property tent: there are a lot of decent people out there (just like yourselves) who will hand stuff in.

Good neighbours - Make friends with your neighbours - not only is it a vital part of the Festival experience but they can also keep an eye on your stuff whilst you're away.

Meeting point - Arrange a central meeting point for when you lose your mates. You can guarantee that your mobile will die when you need it the most.

If you drive - Make a note of where you've parked your car. Don't leave anything visible, turn off your lights, and make sure you lock up (OK, we know we sound like your mum now...)

Designated drivers - We salute you! You are a true and decent friend indeed and we are not worthy. Enjoy Carling... take it easy.

Most importantly relax - Enjoy, and don't forget to send us your best pictures, fantastic reviews and funny stories!!!

Don'ts

Glass - Don't take glass bottles with you, they're heavy and they'll be confiscated at the entrance. Transfer everything into plastic bottles.

Valuables - Don't take anything of value with you that you couldn't bear to lose. In fact, scrub that - just don't take anything of value with you.

Perfect Pitch - Don't pitch your tent next to the toilets. Being near to them for your own use may seem great at first, however, the fragrance after 2 days will be quite unpleasant.

Also avoid any areas close to fences or trees as these will quickly be adopted as 'unofficial' toilets for the reasons mentioned above.

Another place to avoid is near the entrance - these sites are usually the busiest and this makes them ripe for the small amount of theft that can take place at a festival, so be alert.

SEX! DRUGS! ROCK & ROLL!

OK, so now we have your full attention!

We're all grown ups and should know how to take care of ourselves and behave in a safe and responsible way - we don't want to come on like your Nan, so, should you need further advice, we think the links below pretty much cover everything you need to know.

If you would like any further informatition on Sex, Drugs or Alcohol click HERE.