GONE TO PRESS

Welcome to Carling's weekly round-up of the nonsense that gets printed on the sports pages of our nation's beloved fish and chip wrapping paper...

The papers report on a week where Paul Scholes and Frank Lampard fired their clubs to Moscow

The press report on a bad week for John Arne Riise and Cristiano Ronaldo in the Champions League

The paper reflect on a bad weekend for Arsenal plus utter madness at Chelsea, Liverpool and Man City...

The press were celebrating another great week in Europe for English clubs. Well, apart from Arsenal...