FLYIN' WARM BEER, the new airline
from Warm Beer, is set to launch
unexpectedly at any moment.
It's thought that the operator will
offer long-haul flights to some of the
world's most inhospitable regions.
Charles Flan, spokesperson for
another very big airline, is worried
about safety. 'There won't be any.
There are no seats in the planes, no
windows. I saw a plane with one
propellor, another with pram wheels.
It had DEATH written all over it. In
big black letters.'
It's thought that prices could be as
high as half a million pounds for a
single ticket to the Atacama Desert.
'You'd have to be both rich and
stupid to embark on a flight with
Warm Beer. If they leave the ground
it'll be a miracle. Hitting it will be a
formality,' said Jenny Lamb, an
expert on flying.