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football
a) Keep everyone happy - tell the lads you'll see them for a quick one before closing.
b) Text them back to get you one in; you'll make it up to her next time.
c) Manage to come up with a decent excuse but end up in the wrong pub!
d) Do nothing. You'd already told your mates you wouldn't be out tonight.
e) You're too busy having a good time to check your phone.


football
a) The ones that aren't planned... meet up at the local and take it from there.
b) One night is never enough, can't wait for the festival season to start.
c) Comedy club - a few beers and a good laugh.
d) Few beers and a pub quiz
e) See a film or maybe go to a gig

pub
a) Ring a friend of a friend who is a mechanic; he'll have it sorted before kick off.
b) Leg it over to your local Curry's and watch the match on the big screen in the home cinema department; with all their staff & customers!
c) Sod's law; you're at the bottom of the hill and the nearest of the garage is at the top.
d) Roll your sleeves up, you'll get it done quicker yourself.
e) Listen to endless excuses from the garage, they obviously don't want to miss the match either.


football
a) Invite him out for a beer and some mates of your sister to see if you can help him get over it.
b) Throw him a massive party
c) Dump your girlfriend as an act of solidarity
d) Give him your top three chat up lines, she.ll be back in no time
e) Meet up with him in the pub for a beer and a 'there's loads more fish in the sea' chat

Which Celeb
a) Daniel Craig
b) Russell Brand
c) Peter Crouch
d) Chris Martin
e) Dermot O'Leary